INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS
Apply online now to MIR at Massive Job Reference: 8527423Posted: 09 June 2008
As an Intelligence Officer at MI5, you'll be faced with some of the most challenging issues affecting national security today. The decisions you make will play a major part in our efforts to counter terrorism, espionage, the spread of weapons of mass destruction and in protecting the UK's Critical National Infrastructure (CNI).
It's one of the most demanding, stimulating roles you could take on and also one of the most rewarding. Typically, you would start by assessing or investigating threats to national security; over your career, you could also be involved in personnel, finance, management or operational work, ranging from implementing policies to dealing with agents. You would have your own areas of responsibility but you would also be working as part of a wider team of people from a range of backgrounds. Discretion is an integral part of working for MI5, so before you consider applying, ask yourself this: would you be content for your own and your team's successes to remain unknown outside the intelligence community?
You should have, or be expecting, at least a 2:1 honours degree or equivalent or have substantial relevant work experience.
If you perform to a consistently high standard throughout the recruitment process and bring relevant skills and experience, there may be opportunities to start on a higher salary or be considered at a higher grade.
To be eligible you must meet our residency criteria. You must be a born or naturalized British Citizen and one of your parents must be a British Citizen or have substantial ties to the UK. Candidates must normally have been resident in the UK for 9 out of the last 10 years. This is particularly important if you were born outside the UK. You will nonetheless be considered if you have, for example, served overseas with HM Forces or in some other official capacity as a representative of Her Majesty’s Government, studied abroad, or lived overseas with your parents.
Due to vetting requirements, you will need to be 18 years old, or above, to apply. Your application may take around six months to process. Discretion is important to the Service, so please limit those you tell about your application to your partner and/or immediate family.
Please email Mir @ Massive if interested.
The Security Service is committed to reflecting both equal opportunities and the society we protect.
Job Summary
CompanyMI5
IndustryAccountancy, Banking and Finance, Consultancy, Education, Energy, Engineering / construction / manufacturing, Financial Services, Graduate, Hospitality and Leisure, HR, IT / Telecoms, Legal, Marketing and Media, Public, Retail, Sales, Secretarial, Supply Chain / Logistics / Procurement
LocationLondon
Salary£23,500 + benefits – (pay award pending

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Some how I don't think they would look for staff though massgate. They tend to look for staff in upmarket newspapers and places they know they'll find the kind of people they want.
lol too funny MIR is a spymaster if he was do you think he would broadcast the fact thats one way to get sacked or worse killed. You must not know that much about MI5 and as far as I know spymasters would be far to busy with admin work to have time to make this game and work for massive.
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You must not know that much about MI5 and as far as I know spymasters would be far to busy with admin work to have time to make this game and work for massive
How can you know all of this? unless ...
Biggles, James Biggles. licence to ...
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licence to f*** a duck and try to fly!
[don't take it personally :)]
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Please. As undercover employee of Massive I of all peoples should know what is honest going on behind the scenes. I can deny all connection between community manager codenamed "Mir" and the English intelligence security MI5.
But I found strange reports that I try to summarize in this article here: <LINK REMOVED BY ADMIN>
<EDIT>: Massive does not have any connection with any secret agency at all! That is what make them so easy target for my work =) They are like tiny baby with delicious candy that is free for taking!
Carry on and play game and enjoy happy!
There is this wonderful thing called internet you can read about MI5 and it's a no brainer that no spy master is going to tell the world who they are. DOH
ha gorbenko put in the disclaimer now you know it's true.....
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MI5? Wth is MI5? there's only MI6...
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only rearage "oh lame saint"
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haha an mi5 player is corporal n00b!!!